I am such a dork.

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SPACE MOUNTAIN LINE - w4m (DISNEYLAND)

7:30pm. You were the tall, blonde guy in the gray sweatshirt, there with 4 other friends, oh-so-sneakily chaining them to the line posts. I was the girl behind you in line. You asked how many loops there were on the coaster; I said 5. I lied. If you see this, let's be friends.